Ode to the Snickers Bar


I’m hungry. My stomach is rumbling and I find this in my desk.

You damn Snickers bar. You look so tasty.

No matter your angle.

Or even on your backside you look good.

I imagine eating you whole, with your wrapping on.

BUT I WON’T.

You will sit on my desk and I will stare at you all day to remember that I am better than you.

You stupid Snickers Bar.

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3 thoughts on “Ode to the Snickers Bar

  1. Don’t deny yourself! If you want one small snickers bar, have it, just keep it at one. Denying yourself will only lead you to binge later. If you are hungry, eat. =)

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